Tales from the Great White North
Guns! We don’t need no stinkin’ guns!
Saturday, May 24th, 2008In Canada, the good guys and bad guys are separated at birth… advanced genetic testing determines which baby will belong to which group… the good guys are taught martial arts and other protective skills from the time they are old enough to crawl, including the use of the Inuit Boomerang, which has a range of [...]
A chilling tale
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008My great-uncle was pecked to death by penguins in Saskatchewan. Northern hemisphere are Arctic Penguins very violent. In fact, if there were not laws in place to protect them, the locals would probably kill them en masse.
People are really scared of them. They are like wolves… they move in packs… and when they are in [...]